Thursday, June 26, 2008

Another Important Book Review



I thought I'd keep my reviews balanced and fair. You can't just read deep works of theology this summer. I won't say much about this book except you really can find it in book stores and Amazon. And it just might save your life.

Actual product description from the Amazon website:

The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!

2. They feel no fear, why should you?

3. Use your head: cut off theirs.

4. Blades don’t need reloading.

5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.

6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.

7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.

8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!

9. No place is safe, only safer.

10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.

7 comments:

The Curtis Crew said...

Well, while we're in the business of recommending books, Jason has enjoyed reading "The History of Farting" this summer. If you search it on Amazon, make sure you note that it has received 5 stars from its reviewers. According to the clerk at Half-Price Books here in Cleveland, it's one of their bestsellers.

Elliott Scott said...

You're gross.

The Curtis Crew said...

BTW, I like the new look.

Elliott Scott said...

Thanks. I've finally reached blogger nirvana.

Chris Larimer said...

You should read Kim Paffenroth's work. He combines theological reflection (STM Harvard, PhD Notre Dame) with ZOMBIES!!!

Maybe it's just me, but zombies hold a particular horror for those of us who actually believe that men have risen from the tomb...

Elliott Scott said...

Hah, I'll have to check that out.

Zombies + Theology = Win

Anonymous said...

That book kicks butt!
It will most definitely save your life!